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Monday, August 17th, 2009
5:44 pm	In Loving Memory To an amazing life, an amazing friend and someone whom i'll never forget. You were a unique soul and a talented being. I'm glad we got to grow up together and share over a decades worth of amazing memories. I'll never forget your kindness, your sincereity and most of all your mischievious ways which i always found so amusing. The entire beach crew mourns your loss, and we will never forget you. We love you Stoner, and we always will. Rest in peace St1r. (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 9th, 2009
5:36 pm	It's All Coming Back Now..... who says history doesnt repeat itself?....or rather attempt to. Can't say i know where this is headed but i can't deny im excited to find out....or at least get one last taste of what it used to be like. ugh...such a strange situation yet so much fun. anyways..... im working tonight, so if any of you fuckers are around come say hi and help me keep my sanity as i yell at drunk people and suffer from extreme boredom at times as well. life in new haven is really getting dull....i think its that time again when i make my move the fuck out of here. i guess im the type of person who can only stay in one place for a few years and then i have to jet. though i must say, new haven is on the top of my "shittiest places ive ever lived" list. the place is nice and all but the people....oh my dont even get me started. Clicky, pretentious, egotistical, pats on their own backs when they dont deserve it kind of morons. And ive reached my limit with the majority of these tools. but where to go next.....hmmmmmm. or should i go back to where i started??? or am i talking out of my ass because seriously im strapped for cash and things are so up in the air right now that moving might upset the balance of the force hahha. perhaps i should wait and see whats to come. dont mind me....im a lost cause right now.....well in the living situation anyways. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 6th, 2009
5:45 pm	Sum It Up weekend sum up...coming right now: 1. firecrackers thrown at people equals fucking hysterical 2. drunken people falling off of bikes, equally as funny 3. me busting me ass and ripping me knee open, priceless 4. too many milkshakes 5. drinkssssss 6. fireworks and frisbees being thrown at heads 7. theres a kitten eating my shoe 8. mead 9. double dunch for all of us 10. living room dance off til 8 am (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
4:48 pm	Hi hello world...remember me?? i've been pretty good....working my butt off....doing sideshow stuff...getting tattooed...you know the usual. well miss you people. and scott miss ya!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 16th, 2009
6:22 pm	Ya Drunk Fucks every year we go to the st pattys parade in new haven and then say why the fuck did we go??? oh ya we remember now....to make constant fun of the drunken fucking college kids who try and start shit with us but are too drunk to stand. observational humor was on the menu and ooooh the jokes were priceless this year. best moment of the whole day though was the car fire in the garage. now our car is covered in soot from it but hey that shit was funny, i think the firefighters were getting pissed at me snapping a ton of pictures of it. anywho....had a good week last week and im hoping this week will be the same. ive been in a happy mood even though everything is not as it should be. i just dont care anymore and i find everything laughable now. though i must admit, im getting spring fever and though it'll be sad to say goodbye to my hibernation and actually have to go out and be social, it will on the other hand maybe be a good thing for me to be more social. ive cut so many social ties that i think its time to perhaps have a few lines of communication reopen. that is in no way to say that im refriending those ive left along the way....im just saying ill be out more. :P (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 12th, 2009
5:07 pm	Venom i found a venom toy on the ground outside of walgreens, i can officially die happy now. that is all (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
3:27 pm	Tomorrow Night!!! tomorrow night!! don't miss it!! The world famous Enigma with his Electric Acid Theater, accompanied by Circus Delecti and Nasty Disaster!!!! 21+ only show!! no exceptions!!! At Cafe 9....250 State Street New Haven, CT $10 cover (sorry no guestlist for this one, sorry kids) doors open at 8 advanced tix still available at Cafe 9 or online!! get there early this show is bound to sell out!! (Comment on this)
Monday, December 15th, 2008
5:51 pm	Doom In A Shopping Cart oh, how i fear mouth breathers armed with shopping carts. tis the season for all forms of morons to try and take my ass out in the store with their steel shopping carts of utter doom. i only had to pick up 2 fucking things, and it took my 2 hours. i feared for my life as some little gray haired old lady tried to run me into the shelves in the aisle with her shopping cart. now really, is it that much of a dire situation to buy the last ugly ass snowman globe that you feel the need to crush my ankle with the wheels of the cart?!?! you bastard!! lol. i hope her car didnt start when she got to the parking lot, evil wench. oh, and....why is it when people are xmas shopping they feel the need to whistle xmas tunes while waiting in line at the register? i mean really, the fucking store radio is playing xmas crap do you need to whistle it as well, getting your spit all over my fucking jacket as you do so? And stop wearing god damn santa hats, you look like an ass! the best is whole families rocking the santa hat, walking around the store looking like red neck brady bunch mutants. then having the audacity to look at me weird. hey im not the one wearing some fluffy hat on my head buying guitar hero bullshit. speaking of guitar hero....learn how to play a real guitar morons!! i love how people spend all this cash on a fake ass guitar, with matching case, and accessories when you could just buy your kid a real fucking guitar that will have way more uses. oh and the people that brag how good they are at the game....come the fuck on now. i played it once, beat the fucking thing in no time flat. sure its entertaining but do you really need to dish out hundreds for all the accessories and crap? seriously....think about this. this has been uber's holiday rant....go back to your daily lives now. :) (Comment on this)
Monday, November 24th, 2008
6:54 pm	Oh...And P.S i know you meant well by writing about me a while ago....but its really embarassing and that shit needs to either be kept to yourself or said in private....the world doesnt need to know how you feel about all this. i know you had the best intentions, but remember, the road to hell is paved with the best intentions so shhhh please?? pretty please with sugar?? ok luv ya still thanks (Comment on this)
6:47 pm	Stuff wow, its been 3 years today since roxy died....fuck time flys.....im going to have a drink in his honor tonight, get lightly toasted with some friends. starting tomorrow im working every fucking night this week. hopefully no cars will crash into the side of cafe 9 like they did friday, that shit was insane...and yet funny as fuck only because none of our patrons got injured. i should stop fucking around and go work on my new costume pieces for my sideshow....ive got a while to get it done, but so much shit is coming up that i just know if i dont get shit done now, itll never get finished. and ya...i dont have much else to write this week wasnt very eventful so bye! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 17th, 2008
6:02 pm	Moo Says The Rabbit weeee!!! so once again here i am typing, coming out of my hibernation of sorts. so ya, lots going on. got a show december 20th in nj, a show january 3rd in nj and january 9th at toads for opus's birthday bash so busy busy busy with sideshow stuffs. and i may not have to move so huzzah!! lol my new kitten peed on my skirt.....not cool....im going to shave him as punishment hahahah. ok not really dont call peta on me. and ya....i dont have much else to say so im off now! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 13th, 2008
4:52 pm	It Lives SURPRISE!!!! im still alive, though sometimes it feels barely haha. just wanted to say hi and im moving in 2 weeks so dont show up at my house after december 1st because we wont be there!!! (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
5:01 pm	Its My Birthday!!! oh joy for being 26 now! lol thank you cafe 9 for the strange western rendition birthday singing last night hahaha you odd fucks. im going to go party now.....i know im never on here anymore but eh what can you do? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 18th, 2008
10:48 am	Happy Early Birthday Darlin, I Miss You (Comment on this)
8:17 am	Is It Beause I Often Panic While Making Sandwiches? name where that title quote is from and you get a cookie. anyways, went to see the new hellboy with j, rich and seamus last night....it was alright, it got a bit sappy in the middle but eh thats hollywood for you...bastards. it was fun to watch though and just nice to be out and about. michelle and i are on day 3 of our gruleing bike rides from hell...tomorrow is the time trials im hoping i dont get completely spanked and at least come in the top ten. ok, i at least hope i beat most of the girls because most of them are bitches there i said it hhahaha. oh, and too lil miss dipshit, stop talking shit, your a drama queen and quite frankly we're all not interested in your bullshit so save your breath. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
9:18 am	I Saw It, I Can Never Unsee It saw the teaser trailer for terminator 4.....omg droool i cant wait to see it. im such a fucking nerd for terminator (though i will not watch the show fuck that shit it barely sticks with the ideas of the books and comic book plus i hate tv and dont have cable so ha!). sorry is my nerdiness showing? i need to tuck that shit better hahahah. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
10:05 am	Dangerous Fun ok so next time anyone decides it'd be fun to hit someone with their belt, read this hahaha me and j were having the sillies before going out and he hit me not hard mind you, with his belt, so i hit him with mine. well his second shot with his wrapped around my leg and the edge of the belt hit me right in my baby maker hahahaha. i fell instantly laughing my ass off grabbing my crotch. hell of a fat lip to have hahahahaha. i think we laughed for a good 20 minutes over that one. in other news thats not so painful, michelle and i are going for a practice bike ride today to warm up for the race up east rock saturday. i so dont think i can come close to winning that race but eh whatever its worth a shot. me go shave head now. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
9:23 am	Thief i love funny and twisted dreams i had a dream scott stole a twinkie from me and i got so pissed off that i tried to run him over with a lawnmower. you hear that? don't steal my motherfucking twinkies hahaha now i want a twinkie (Comment on this)
Monday, July 14th, 2008
8:08 pm	Yup... ive made it apparent, i can do a kickflip into a face plant quite well owwwwwwwwww (5 Comments |Comment on this)
9:25 am	Back To REality this past weekend was exactly what i needed. my mind was starting to go insane from all the monotony that new haven offers, so it was so nice to get the fuck out of new haven and ct for that matter. and the new outfit i bought in ny equals teh win lol and i had hopes of writing more but the new cat just knocked a heavy jar onto my knee so im going to go cringe in the corner now in pain (Comment on this)